Bright & Cheery Amnesia
Amelie’s not really sure what’s going on right now - she doesn’t particularly recognize the bedroom she’s in, and she really doesn’t recognize the shockingly attractive blonde bombshell she is apparently sharing a bed with.
Even if she had gotten drunk enough to have the kind of memory gap she’s currently sporting, there is no amount of alcohol that would have gotten her confident enough for this. Plus, she’s sixteen, Mama will kill her if she finds out that she’s been drinking.
Wait, no, don’t escape from reality, Amelie. Escape from this bedroom. Just slowly move out from under the covers and - WHAT IS SHE WEARING?!
Acting on complete autopilot as she moves, Amelie grabs the pillow that was under her and just ducks into the nearest door once she’s out of the bedroom. Crouching down, she holds the pillow over her face and starts screaming.
Even if she had gotten drunk enough to have the kind of memory gap she’s currently sporting, there is no amount of alcohol that would have gotten her confident enough for this. Plus, she’s sixteen, Mama will kill her if she finds out that she’s been drinking.
Wait, no, don’t escape from reality, Amelie. Escape from this bedroom. Just slowly move out from under the covers and - WHAT IS SHE WEARING?!
Acting on complete autopilot as she moves, Amelie grabs the pillow that was under her and just ducks into the nearest door once she’s out of the bedroom. Crouching down, she holds the pillow over her face and starts screaming.
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The second thing she's got to realize is that Amelie has apparently abandoned her shared bed with her and has run off towards the door, ducking behind it as she lowers her glasses and asks, "Amelie, what's wrong dear? You're screaming into the pillow again which signifies lesbian panic."
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'Hello, my name is Amelie, I'm sixteen years old and you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I'm sorry I got so drunk I can't remember anything about last night.'
Amelie continues staring for another few minutes.
...oh, wait, she wasn't speaking out loud. Time to summon up ALL OF HER BRAVERY.
"Gsdfj."
Nailed it.
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This was awkward.
"Hello Amelie, I'm Apple. I'm... your wife. We married a couple of months ago in a lovely ceremony and are just waiting for the second and third ceremonies to take place. It's a long story."
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.....
.......
ERROR
AMELIE.EXE HAS CRASHED
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She'll just adjust her
Sexyglasses and smile.no subject
Pause. How do you react to that?
“...I’m...I remember being sixteen...how old am I now?”
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She smiled and gestured for her to come on over and sit down. "I'll explain as much as possible. But suffice to say it, your title also extends to rule over a fairy tale kingdom."
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"As long as it's not Snow White's kingdom, I haven't been able to read that story since the last time I had to do the laundry for Mama..."
Oh Amelie.
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"Sorry. It is Snow White's Kingdom. You're the wife to the next Queen of the kingdom of Ever After." said Apple with a light giggle.
She remembered the outfit.
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"...we're really married?"
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She is going to visibly decide not to think about it as she reaches up to her ear and...yup, there's the earring. Was she seriously sleeping with this on? That seems...unsafe.
There's a long pause as she takes this in. And then Amelie turns red again as she realizes that if they were married, this woman has seen her naked.
Fortunately, she still has the pillow in a death grip so she just buries her face in it and screams happily.
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With a laugh, Apple smiled as she let Amelie ride it out. "So, that being said, I'm Apple, your wife. And you and I are a couple. How much do you remember? None of it?"
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Amelie sort of flinches at that, because telling your wife (she is married to the most beautiful woman in the world, holy shit) you remember absolutely nothing of your relationship...she's pretty sure that qualifies as Bad.
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"At the same time, we should probably consult your friends on this situation."
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“Does Calem still have the same phone number? Or we could call Tierno, he knows a lot of people...”
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"Found it."
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Holy shit. She's eighteen years old and married to an actual princess.
Good Job, Past Amelie. You made the best choices.
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Sixteen year old Amelie was significantly more of a useless lesbian than eighteen year old Amelie.
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Let's find out.
And she pulls her into a tighter hug, running a hand down her back gently.
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Giggling, Apple ruffled Amelie's hair as she kissed her on the cheek.
"C'mon, let's get breakfast."
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