‘Things We Didn’t Want To Know’

[onaroll]

Alright, so baby timeclone wanted to talk about something! Amelie has prepared coffee and snacks, and now she’s just waiting for the chance to dispense the life advice she no doubt needs!

Amelie is very glad so many people are looking to her as a role model!

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[never_give_up]

When Serena arrives, she is without her Pokemon, or rather they're left with Ash. An important juncture as she's wringing her hands a little.

Sitting down without preamble, she practically drinks down a cup of coffee without stopping and exclaims, "Our moms are having sex!"

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THAT IS NOT WHAT AMELIE WANTED TO HEAR

“Why would you tell me that!?”

[never_give_up]

"I JUST GOT THE NEWS!"

Serena took another drink. Refilled her cup. Drained half of it.

"It gets WORSE. It's a threesome. And I think your dad, got MY mom pregnant. I caught my mom checking a home pregnancy test last week and she went in for a hCG after her missed period."

[onaroll]

Amelie pours a mug of coffee, slides it over to Serena, and proceeds to drink straight out of the coffee pot.

“The only place in the house big enough for three people is the kitchen. Or my room.”

Amelie duplicates the coffee pot, pours the duplicate into the original, and then makes another duplicate that she passes over to Serena.

[never_give_up]

"Oh my Arceus," groaned Serena, drinking from the pot as well. She almost slammed it down.

"We're going to have to move into Professor Kukui's house aren't we? At least THEY have the decency to have sex in his room."

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"Sounds like a plan. We can never go back to Vaniville, after all."

NEVER.

[never_give_up]

"Well... not until our sibling is born."

A beat.

"And then I burn everything in my room. And your room. Maybe everything in the kitchen too while we're at it."

[onaroll]

"I'll bring Joyuese."

There's a long pause as Amelie tries to process, taking a long pull from the coffee pot as she does. There's another pause as it occurs to her that apparently, she inherited the selfcest kink.

"...Serena? I promise you, I'm not Mama. You are only ever going to be my sister."

[never_give_up]

"That's a relief. I'm still y'know, processing my feelings for Ash. I can't imagine how it would be to have sex with you," replied Serena, heaving a sigh of relief.

It was a strange feeling, having that weight on her shoulders lifted. Because deep down, she knew she inherited it too.

"That being said, I've got a ways to go before I even think of taking a physical step forward with him anyhow. So we'll take it slow for now. Help me out with that while we decide on how to spoil our little sibling and train them to be the best they can be?"

[onaroll]

"Kick Mama if she starts going on about how they were born to be a Rhyhorn Racer like her."

Like. That's not even in question.

"And, ah...we should look into methods of birth control for you anyway, because I have a sort of enforced biological stasis courtesy of technically being a hologram, so...my knowledge isn't what it could be?"

[never_give_up]

"Yeah, we don't need her trying to do that again."

Coffee time. Serena should probably hold back just in case she overdoses and can't sleep tonight.

"O-oh, yes, good plan. Something strong because who knows how potent Ash might be. I mean... I'm not going to lie, it kind of looks like he's really happy here in Alola, even Brock and Misty who came over for the holidays said he looks the happiest he's ever been. It's been almost two years he's been in Alola and he's shown no signs of leaving."

She shuffled her feet. "After what happened in Kalos, it's nice that he's got so many friends. I want to invite Clemont and Bonnie over here, so they can visit."

[onaroll]

You’re actually going to be able to sleep? Amelie sure isn’t.

“Well, at least money won’t be an obstacle...”

[never_give_up]

If she doesn't sleep, BROCK will MAKE her sleep.

He's such an ogre when people don't get enough rest.

"Yeah that's true. They were busy during the winter break and all, but maybe we can invite them over again."

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"I would like to meet them, oui! Brock is said to be Kanto's foremost expert on Fossil Pokemon!"

[never_give_up]

"I dunno about Fossil Pokemon, but he's definitely Pewter City's former gym leader. He's also a skilled Doctor in training."

She grinned. "Seems like, according to Ash, his losing streak of finding love finally broke, because Olivia is returning his affections. Those two have started dating!"

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"Oh, good for them!"

Amelie has absolutely no context for why that would be surprising.

[never_give_up]

"Yeah! According to Misty, he used to try and flirt with every single Joy, Jenny and girl to try and find love, but something would just get in the way of it. Turns out..." Serena giggled. "Olivia is just as desperate to find a husband!"

"I dunno why, Olivia is incredibly hot. And Brock's not too shabby either."